Projects where the framing is the feature. They compile. They run. The bit also runs. The irony is the specification — do not strip it for clarity.

1. 2026satire

   Orphaned Threads

   A shoegaze band that does not exist, with a manifesto it did not write, and a server farm in Northern Virginia that agreed to feel sad on my behalf.

   One artifact, one essay
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2. 2014satire

   Часы Пескова / Peskov's Clocks

   A Saturday-morning civic-tech artifact indexing the ruble value of Dmitry Peskov's alleged $620k watch collection. Picked up by Radio Svoboda.

   Built in ~90 minutes
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3. 2025satire

   RJS

   A Russian-to-JavaScript transpiler wrapped in a straight-faced "digital sovereignty" landing page.

   The transpiler compiles. The landing page does not.
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